Life has three rules: Paradox, Humor, and Change.

- Paradox: Life is a mystery; don’t waste your time trying to figure it out.

- Humor: Keep a sense of humor, especially about yourself. It is a strength beyond all measure

- Change: Know that nothing ever stays the same.

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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muppetmindset:

The Top 10 Muppets (as voted by our followers)

#5 - Beaker

Beaker may be a man of few words, but he is certainly one of the most popular and beloved Muppets. He first appeared in Season 2 of The Muppet Show in 1977 and has been tortured by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew’s Muppet Labs inventions ever since. Beaker was originally performed by Richard Hunt and has been performed by Steve Whitmire since 1992, meeping and suffering all along. Beaker takes pride in performing, with classic moments such as “Ode to Joy,” “Feelings,” “Habanera,” and “Dust in the Wind”—even though no one has any idea what he’s saying.

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lumos5001:

friendly reminder that this man guards our galaxy

(Source: catscoffeeandcynicism)

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rottentomatoes:

"I look around and you know what I see? Losers.
        But life’s giving us a chance.”

Certified Fresh at 92%

(Source: peterquill)

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